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Cornwall ‘real’, apparently

it's alive, alive, alive-a-live-o!Much to the surprise of cartographers, scientists and pasty lovers, the EU has confirmed that the ‘bit that stops Devon getting too wet’ is not just a fairy story told to children to warn about the perils of a dairy-fat diet.

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Posted: Apr 28th, 2014
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Top Lib Dem quits in protest over making party colour ‘slightly less orange’

‘I see the Lib Dem’s orangeness being diluted, drip by drip, and moving yellow-ward in a way I can no longer sign up to.’

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2013
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Chris Huhne starts work on series of escape tunnels

trying to blag a motorbike off some nonce on E wingChris Huhne is to launch an audacious escape bid from Wandsworth prison after finding living conditions inside less than satisfactory. The disgraced MP had originally expected a 5-star hotel, but a brief introductory tour of his wing confronted him with the grim reality of a 3-star Belgian Ibis.

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Posted: Mar 13th, 2013
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God vows to stay awake during by election ‘to stop Lib Dems winning’

After admitting ‘snoozing’ during periods of the recently ended papacy, the Lord has emphasised in a surprising interview with Channel 4 News that he’ll be on black coffees for the next twenty four hours ‘to keep the Lib Dems out at Eastleigh’.

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Posted: Feb 28th, 2013
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Cameron preparing air strike on Eastleigh

The Conservative party will mount an air strike and troop invasion of Eastleigh should the town be recaptured on Thursday by the Lib Dems.

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Posted: Feb 26th, 2013
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