Lord of the universe and carpentry wizard Jesus has resigned as leader of the Christian faith, following a furore over his belief in the Liberal Democrats. The Lamb of God admitted that questions about his support for the former SDP and Liberal Alliance were making it impossible for him to spread his wider message of… [read...]
Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron has complained that his party’s manifesto has received no media coverage despite it being leaked on Monday. The news comes after the leaking of Labour’s manifesto dominated news coverage on Thursday and Friday. [read...]
Since an appeal went out earlier this month, the Liberal Democrats have received ‘dozens’ of possible sightings of their leader. He has been missing from public view for months, though the precise date when he disappeared has not been determined. [read...]
‘We’d always assumed that we’d have enough time to write a coherent manifesto,’ said a spokesman for the Labour Party today. ‘But this short notice election has put the cat amongst the pigeons. Not sure how many, [read...]
After a challenging year, Nick Clegg has pledged that he will definitely not be making any New Year resolutions – or, if he does, he won’t tell anyone about them. [read...]
