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Clegg ‘in tears’ after Cameron reveals truth about Santa

it's really going to hurt when he reaises Lib Dem voters don't exist eitherNick Clegg is reported to have fled the Cabinet Briefing Room in tears today following an ‘emotional’ and ‘frank’ discussion with David Cameron about Father Christmas.

‘I told Dave to stop,’ said Vince Cable, ‘but he seemed to be enjoying Nick’s discomfort a little too much. He had this sly little smile on his face. George Osborne was there too, warming his backside against the fire and throwing in snide comments about the Tooth Fairy.’

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Posted: Dec 9th, 2014
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Lib Dems demand better Care in the Community

The Liberal Democrats have highlighted what they see as woefully inadequate provision of care in the community for soon-to-be Lib Dem ex-ministers and have demanded urgent action.

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Posted: Nov 26th, 2014
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Liberal Democrats ‘will be more like Apprentice contestants’, promises Clegg

"a bloody shambles"‘The Liberal Democrats are going to step up to the plate, give it 150 per cent, think outside the box and deliver incredible results.’

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Posted: Oct 15th, 2014
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Cornwall ‘real’, apparently

it's alive, alive, alive-a-live-o!Much to the surprise of cartographers, scientists and pasty lovers, the EU has confirmed that the ‘bit that stops Devon getting too wet’ is not just a fairy story told to children to warn about the perils of a dairy-fat diet.

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Posted: Apr 28th, 2014
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Top Lib Dem quits in protest over making party colour ‘slightly less orange’

‘I see the Lib Dem’s orangeness being diluted, drip by drip, and moving yellow-ward in a way I can no longer sign up to.’

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2013
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