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Man called Tim elected to something

A man called Tim has been elected to something. Tim told a packed Vauxhall Corsa: ‘Hi everyone, my name’s Tim, and I am pleased most people voted for me, and if you voted for the other fella, well c’est la vie. That’s politics. It is politics isn’t it? Because I’m also up for being on the allotment committee.’

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Posted: Jul 18th, 2015
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Clegg dragged kicking and screaming from first all-Tory cabinet meeting

Former Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg had to be forcibly removed from the first cabinet of the new Conservative government after the meeting was disrupted in the first few minutes.

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Posted: May 13th, 2015
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Clegg breaks pre-election promise and votes Conservative

In an embarrassing u-turn, Nick Clegg today cast his vote for the Conservative Party rather than the party that he leads, the Liberal Democrats.

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Posted: May 7th, 2015
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Voters have 24 hours left to touch me, cautions Clegg

Kingmaker, don't ya know...In a stark warning to the British electorate, the Deputy Prime Minister has made it clear that we have only one day left to ‘run our fingers through his hair’.

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Posted: May 6th, 2015
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Scientists research into Lib Dem ‘wobble’ shows applied left and right forces

it's just life in a gaited communityLurching from left to right, the Lib Dem ‘wobble’ has baffled scientists for years. Finally, research conducted by Penguin watchers at London Zoo may have unlocked the key to this seemingly inefficient party’s means of mobilisation.

Electronic plates were installed in the corridors of Westminster and BBC studios to measure the level of lurch to the left or right. As Lib Dems trod these paths, scientists were able to gauge how a Lib Dem politician propels himself in political life.

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Posted: Mar 17th, 2015
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