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Conservatives call for more ‘welfare murders’

‘Claimants should be prepared to murder, and if their tragic multiple victims are also on benefits, then we have a win-win situation’

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Posted: Apr 5th, 2014
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Nick Clegg to resort to ‘mum jokes’ in all future live debates

"I agree with Nick"Crestfallen Nick Clegg has been advised by his publicists to adopt a more ‘ruthless approach’ in all future live debates, by resorting to ‘mum jokes’ when backed into a corner by his opponent.

Clegg’s recent debate with UKIP’s Nigel Farage on Britain and the EU, televised live on BBC Two, resulted in UKIP storming home with a massive 68% of votes in a snap YouGov survey, leaving the Lib Dems with no other choice than to court the ‘mum joke’ vote.

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2014
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Lib-Dems to re-launch as Boy Band

Simon Hughes not included - couldn't find his voiceThe Lib-Dems will sensationally reposition its self today in Glasgow by re-launching itself as a Boy Band.

The Band will be known as ‘All Directions’ in line with current party thinking.

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2013
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Nick Clegg to give plastic bags the vote

Britain’s 4.3 million plastic bags could vote in the 2015 election under a plan launched by Nick Clegg at the Liberal Democrat annual conference.

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Posted: Sep 16th, 2013
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Top Lib Dem quits in protest over making party colour ‘slightly less orange’

‘I see the Lib Dem’s orangeness being diluted, drip by drip, and moving yellow-ward in a way I can no longer sign up to.’

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2013
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