Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, was today taken into care by Westminster City Council on the grounds that his foster parents, a Mr and Mrs Cameron, belong to a political party with ‘a warped view of the world’.
Posted: Nov 26th, 2012
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‘Who knows, if it all goes well, next year he may even grow a pair of balls too,’ said a spokesperson.
Posted: Nov 26th, 2012
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Disturbing footage has shown the building completely intact and still standing with people in yellow ties and bewildered looks on their faces entering and exiting the building unimpeded.
Posted: Sep 27th, 2012
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Following his successful appearance on America’s David Letterman show, David Cameron has now been booked to appear on a series of British chat shows, most of which the British Prime Minister had never actually heard of.
Posted: Sep 27th, 2012
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A run-in between Liberal Democrat conference delegates and local Guardian readers in Brighton has left two people sad and dozens very upset. Local juggler Adrian Newmanly was rushed to a local alternative healthcare centre and is said to be fighting for his short-term happiness.
Posted: Sep 24th, 2012
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