In an attempt to simplify the current quarantine shambles, Westminster has taken the step of abandoning the national definitions, replacing it with an arbitrarily applied quarantine “sentence” at point of entry into the UK. Each individual arriving in the country will be required to spin the Wheel of Misfortune to determine what – [read...]
With the strapline ‘See Naples and die…before you get there’, one Tripoli-based cruise company is reporting a bumper season by tempting hundreds of African tourists to take up the offer of no-frills trips part of the way to the Sicilian coast. [read...]
Former prime-minister, David Cameron, is in the running for two ‘worst prime-minister’ awards from Britain and Libya. [read...]
Following in a long line of militarily and diplomatically inept Prime Ministers, Theresa May now has the difficult decision as to which nation to send back to the Middle Ages; through the usual combination of Black Ops and the missionary position. [read...]
A spokesman for Sky said ‘This was an extremely rare event; and we have put in place many security measures, including trip wires, air tight doors and automatically extending contracts. [read...]
