Scotland missing; CIA snatch squad suspected
Scotland has been arrested by the CIA for aiding and abetting terrorists and has been spirited away to a secret interrogation centre.
Posted: Sep 16th, 2014
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Gunman firing in the air finally figures out baffling fatalities
Rebel gunman Ahmed, 23, of Tripoli, claims to have made a significant breakthrough in identifying the cause of a series of mysterious deaths caused by people being hit in the top of the head by bullets falling from the sky.
Posted: Aug 28th, 2014
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Cameron appeals for ‘calm’ so he can at least finish one holiday this year
David Cameron has today called for ‘calm’ throughout the world and at home, after yet another holiday had to be interrupted.
Posted: Aug 19th, 2014
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NATO to bomb FIFA
The UN Security Council has agreed to use ‘all necessary means’ to end tyranny at the heart of football.
Posted: May 30th, 2014
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Captors release Libyan PM after William Hague tells them to
‘Terrorists all over the world are deeply afraid of William Hague; one stern retribution and the game is up.
‘We heard his voice on the radio,’ admitted Mr ben-Scari, ‘demanding the release of Ziedan, and we couldn’t chuck his excellency out of the front door fast enough.
Posted: Oct 11th, 2013
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