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Cameron simultaneously worst PM for two countries
Former prime-minister, David Cameron, is in the running for two ‘worst prime-minister’ awards from Britain and Libya. [read...]
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May yet to pick a country to destroy
Following in a long line of militarily and diplomatically inept Prime Ministers, Theresa May now has the difficult decision as to which nation to send back to the Middle Ages; through the usual combination of Black Ops and the missionary position. [read...]
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Refugee nearly managed to cancel Sky
A spokesman for Sky said ‘This was an extremely rare event; and we have put in place many security measures, including trip wires, air tight doors and automatically extending contracts. [read...]
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NATO to bomb FIFA
The UN Security Council has agreed to use ‘all necessary means’ to end tyranny at the heart of football. [read...]
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Libyan cruise company offers ‘no-frills’ cruise to Italy
With the strapline ‘See Naples and die…before you get there’, one Tripoli-based cruise company is reporting a bumper season by tempting hundreds of African tourists to take up the offer of no-frills trips part of the way to the Sicilian coast. [read...]