The West was seen blushing today after the remaining people in Iraq presented it with handmade ‘thank you’ card, signed by everyone who hasn’t had their fingers blown off or heads amputated. [read...]
Scotland has been arrested by the CIA for aiding and abetting terrorists and has been spirited away to a secret interrogation centre. [read...]
Rebel gunman Ahmed, 23, of Tripoli, claims to have made a significant breakthrough in identifying the cause of a series of mysterious deaths caused by people being hit in the top of the head by bullets falling from the sky. [read...]
David Cameron has today called for ‘calm’ throughout the world and at home, after yet another holiday had to be interrupted. [read...]
‘Terrorists all over the world are deeply afraid of William Hague; one stern retribution and the game is up.
‘We heard his voice on the radio,’ admitted Mr ben-Scari, ‘demanding the release of Ziedan, [read...]
