Finally discovered the cause of a series of mysterious deaths resulting from people being hit in the top of the head by bullets falling from the sky.
Posted: Aug 24th, 2011
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David Cameron has today called for ‘calm’ throughout the world and at home, after yet another holiday had to be interrupted so he could return to London.
Posted: Aug 22nd, 2011
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NATO today announced that planning for the aftermath of the overthrow of Colonel Gaddafi would begin any time soon and probably even within ‘the next few weeks’.
Posted: Aug 22nd, 2011
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‘She may well be charismatic, but she’s also power-daft,’ said Gaddafi. ‘I don’t think she can hold out much longer. It’s getting embarrassing, y’know?’
Posted: Jul 14th, 2011
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The 25 worst-performing primary schools are to be redesignated as zoos, according to Michael Gove, the Education Secretary. The schools will be used to both protect endangered feral children, and to provide entertainment to the British public.
Posted: Jun 18th, 2011
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