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NATO to bomb FIFA
The UN Security Council has agreed to use ‘all necessary means’ to end tyranny at the heart of football. [read...]
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The West gets thank you card from Iraq
The West was seen blushing today after the remaining people in Iraq presented it with handmade ‘thank you’ card, signed by everyone who hasn’t had their fingers blown off or heads amputated. [read...]
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Scotland missing; CIA snatch squad suspected
Scotland has been arrested by the CIA for aiding and abetting terrorists and has been spirited away to a secret interrogation centre. [read...]
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Gunman firing in the air finally figures out baffling fatalities
Rebel gunman Ahmed, 23, of Tripoli, claims to have made a significant breakthrough in identifying the cause of a series of mysterious deaths caused by people being hit in the top of the head by bullets falling from the sky. [read...]
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Cameron appeals for ‘calm’ so he can at least finish one holiday this year
David Cameron has today called for ‘calm’ throughout the world and at home, after yet another holiday had to be interrupted. [read...]