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Nick Clegg to end Libya crisis by arranging AV referendum

The Prime Minister has vowed to ‘finish the job’ in Libya by getting Nick Clegg to organise a vote on the AV system and explain it to Colonel Gaddafi.

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Posted: May 30th, 2011
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NATO to bomb FIFA

Colonel BlatterThe UN Security Council has agreed to use ‘all necessary means’ to protect 2.3 billion innocent yet hopeful football-mad civilians worldwide and end tyranny at the heart of football.

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Posted: May 30th, 2011
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Liam Fox apologises for soundtrack to Afghan war

UK Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox has been forced into an apology for the poor soundtrack to the current Afghan and Libyan conflicts. ‘People look back on the Vietnam war and remember the great soundtrack but forget all the bad stuff’ he explained. ‘One of the biggest problems faced by our forces today in Afghanistan and Libya is the low availability of good music.’

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Posted: May 28th, 2011
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UK troops ‘only in Misrata to plan street parties’

15" screen to be erected in central square so everyone can watchWilliam Hague has strongly denied that UK troops being sent into Misrata represents boots on the ground, arguing that their mission is solely to aid locals in their preparations for street parties to celebrate next week’s royal wedding.

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Posted: Apr 24th, 2011
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Qaddafi subdues international critics by changing the subject

In a surprise move certain to galvanize pro-Qaddafi forces and quell the recent rebel uprisings throughout Libya, embattled Libyan leader Muammar Qaddafi has begun a campaign of changing the subject as often as possible to anything other than Libya.

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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2011
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