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Frostbite claims final piece of Sir Ranulph Fiennes

The last piece of Sir Ranulph Fiennes has finally fallen off due to extreme frostbite. The 68 year old Victorian throwback had been attempting to cross the frozen aisle in Aldi when his last remaining appendage succumbed to the icy conditions.

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Posted: Feb 26th, 2013
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Oxford Street closed to poor to avoid ‘crushing debt’

Credit checks will be carried out at the Marble Arch and Tottenham Court Road ends of Oxford Street to prevent those with poor ratings, or anyone who has used Wonga.com, from spending more borrowed money in the run up to Christmas.

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Posted: Dec 4th, 2011
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Waitrose withdraws ‘essential’ range after finding poor people in stores

UK supermarket chain Waitrose has withdrawn its popular ‘essential’ range after discovering that the cut-price products had led to a number of poor people shopping there.

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Posted: Oct 21st, 2011
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Netto to offer other supermarket bags to save embarrassment

This is not just food, taste the differenceBudget supermarket chain Netto is to offer its customers other supermarket-named bags to spare the blushes of those now financially compelled to shop there.

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Posted: Oct 11th, 2010
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Bond Super Villain 99, not quite sure what he is doing in Lidl

‘Should have brought a list’

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Posted: Dec 5th, 2007
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