An independent enquiry has revealed that grocery retailer Lidl has become a gateway store, leading the middle classes to try harder discounters like Netto and Poundland. Well-heeled shoppers are enticed in with cut-price flowers and the smell of fresh ciabatta, [read...]
In a bid to compete with foreign budget supermarkets and lure back shoppers, new Tesco Boss Dave Lewis is planning to simplify the range and offer just Chicken Nuggets and Fags in most stores. [read...]
Theresa May has issued a strong warning to British citizens travelling to foreign supermarkets to fight over discounted goods. [read...]
Discount high street chain Poundland have unveiled their 2014 advert for Christmas, featuring an instrumental remix of Christmas songs by some Dutch band, and seasonal visuals of a white rat sniffing around a stack of boxes labelled ‘Great value’ and ‘Super fun’, [read...]
The last piece of Sir Ranulph Fiennes has finally fallen off due to extreme frostbite. The 68 year old Victorian throwback had been attempting to cross the frozen aisle in Aldi when his last remaining appendage succumbed to the icy conditions. [read...]
