Plans to educate school children in the basic principles of politics have been widely condemned by someone standing at a bus stop. It is believed the critics’ boyfriend may also have posted something on a social media forum. [read...]
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has pledged not only to break all of his New Year pledges again this year, but that they will be world-beating pledges and will be broken in a world-beating way. ‘I’m not going to reduce the amount of lies I tell, [read...]
The former Prime Minister and one-man war tribunal, has claimed that he has a plan to tackle the Covid crisis. The initial stages involve presenting a dossier of NHS privatisation to the United Nations and then suspiciously having the Head of SAGE commit suicide in a nearby wood. [read...]
Recognising the public’s difficulty in keeping up with the scatter gun approach of constantly changing government advice, PM Boris Johnson is to send a bus round Britain with a different cogent government message from Brexit and the coronavirus response painted on its side each day. [read...]
The newly elected Prime Minister has been shocked to discover that the words he has been uttering for the last month, might actually signify something. A confused Mr. Johnson had been blithely parroting the slogan ‘get Brexit done’, [read...]
