Following the decision to scrap ‘grid girls’, Formula 1 bosses have announced from next season cars will line up alongside men who were born within the sound of Bow Bells. These ‘grid Cockneys’ will still hold umbrellas to shade drivers, [read...]
Sean Marshall, a 24-year-old apprentice bricklayer from Liverpool, was highly embarrassed earlier today when four casual acquaintances from a local band accosted him on the street and repeatedly told him that yesterday they had seen his ex-girlfriend, [read...]
He also unveiled a package of new jobs in the construction industry with a 20 mile wall to be built in the North West of England. [read...]
As the MV Darwin left Liverpool bound for the third world, reformed vicar Mike Hartnell contemplated his mission of going to the farthest reaches of the planet and persuading the natives that they ‘really shouldn’t rely too much on all that stuff they were told a little while ago.’ [read...]
South Yorkshire Police has admitted responsibility for everything that has ever been wrong with the great city of Liverpool and the cheeky little scallywags who call it home. The police will also retrospectively apologise for any other grievances Liverpudlians may remember or dream up in future. [read...]
