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Budget 2013: Chancellor gives independence to Liverpool
He also unveiled a package of new jobs in the construction industry with a 20 mile wall to be built in the North West of England. [read...]
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Cameron to end ‘postcode lottery’ of postcodes
The coalition government has pledged to end the ‘postcode lottery’ of postcode allocation by allowing communities to choose their own postcodes. ‘No longer will people be disadvantaged, or their house prices affected, by the state imposing an alpha-numeric suffix that shows where they live,’ said the Prime Minister yesterday. [read...]
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New generation of missionaries sets sail for Third World to unspread word of Christianity
As the MV Darwin left Liverpool bound for the third world, reformed vicar Mike Hartnell contemplated his mission of going to the farthest reaches of the planet and persuading the natives that they ‘really shouldn’t rely too much on all that stuff they were told a little while ago.’ [read...]
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Police also to blame for everything else in Liverpool
South Yorkshire Police has admitted responsibility for everything that has ever been wrong with the great city of Liverpool and the cheeky little scallywags who call it home. The police will also retrospectively apologise for any other grievances Liverpudlians may remember or dream up in future. [read...]
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Ticket price was to cover Sturridge’s medical bills, Liverpool claim
‘We have a dedicated team of trained health professionals looking after Daniel round the clock,’ said chairman Tom Werner. ‘He played in the cup match the other night and we told him to keep his fingers crossed that he would avoid an injury, [read...]