Grobbelaar (27), from Liverpool, received the happy news via text message from current girlfriend Sandy Twittock, whilst feeling up her sister in the snug of The Philanderer’s Arms.
Posted: May 15th, 2012
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Both sides were left with no comeback when maverick newbie, LFC4eva, punctuated his ‘Man U gt mor pens cuz refs r biased innit.’ post with ‘End of.’
Posted: Apr 23rd, 2012
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A church nativity play was halted yesterday when a live donkey, booked to add a sense of reality to Mary and Joseph’s journey to Bethlehem, was found outside Kirkdale’s St Patrick’s Church Hall having had its legs removed.
Posted: Dec 12th, 2011
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‘We first noticed a problem with the maps when a childish penis appeared on the outskirts of Liverpool pointing in the direction of Manchester.’
Posted: Jun 27th, 2011
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The coalition government has pledged to end the ‘postcode lottery’ of postcode allocation by allowing communities to choose their own postcodes. ‘No longer will people be disadvantaged, or their house prices affected, by the state imposing an alpha-numeric suffix that shows where they live,’ said the Prime Minister yesterday. ‘Why should anyone be denied access to a Mayfair address, just because they happen to live in Peckham?’
Posted: Mar 25th, 2011
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