The unveiling of the official London 2012 posters has caused chaos and downright fear as people attempt to work what is going on the various canvases. ’Leading UK artists’ like Tracy Emin and Chris Ofili have contributed to the selection of artwork which generally shows incomprehensible shapes and figures set against a background of swirling catastrophe [...]
Posted: Nov 7th, 2011
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‘As you’d expect, my officers are on high alert for slightly foreign-looking gentlemen showing any interest at all in the Olympics”, explained Chief Inspector Midsomer.
Posted: Oct 10th, 2011
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The organisers of the London Olympics have confirmed they’re to offer every person living rough on the streets of the capital free language lessons ahead of the opening of the games in 2012.
Posted: Mar 27th, 2011
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At a press conference held today in London’s St Mary-le-Bow church, the home of the famous Bow bells that define cockney identity, it was announced that rhyming slang would be granted official language status alongside English and French at the 2012 Olympics.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2011
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The Olympic stadium will be demolished immediately after the games to make way for a derelict wasteland for petty criminals and drug pushers.
Posted: Jan 24th, 2011
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