With rumours abounding that there is a curse on the London 2012 Olympic Games following a series of deaths of competing athletes, by a strange coincidence it has been revealed that 100% of athletes who competed in the 1908 London Olympics have also died. [read...]
The Met Police has had a sharp rap across the knuckles delivered by a member of The House of Lords, after it emerged the force scrambled a helicopter and armed response unit on Saturday to attend an incident where someone was sunbathing on a bench in London’s Green Park. [read...]
The virus-driven phenomenon of ‘social distancing’ has claimed its first victims in the UK. First thought up by Americans who have long believed that a red Donald Trump baseball cap will protect them from random shootings, [read...]
The woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was spotted by a tourist as she smirked her was across the park, failing to wear a face like she was giving birth to a breach baby or a man having thumbscrews tightened on his testicles. [read...]
London has expressed its regret for any misunderstanding caused by citizens coming together to deal with a terrorist incident last week. The capital wishes to reassure everyone that such behaviour is very rare, and the practice of ignoring all other people within one’s vicinity while frantically going about one’s daily business has been fully restored. [read...]
