London took an important step to embrace 21st century technology, or at the very least somewhere in the early 1980s. The proposal will see Big Ben’s familiar chimes being replaced by a digital alarm clock, [read...]
In a stunning new development in the fight against terror, London has declared war on Yorkshire. [read...]
A crack squad of the ‘know-it-alls’ could be deployed on the streets of London to counter the growing threat of ‘Unknown Homicidal Maniac-ophobia’ – the irrational fear of being killed by something crazy. For months, [read...]
‘We have to accept that we were not prepared for the consequences of our actions,’ said a senior looter in Ealing, west London. [read...]
A mock terror exercise has been held to simulate a mock terror attack on the city of London. Mock terror has been on the rise since Donald Trump took over as President of the USA, [read...]
