In a move criticised by some as a transparent ploy to increase the medal count of the home nations, Political Correctness has been put forward as a sport by the UK Olympic committee and has been officially recognised by the IOC for inclusion in the 2012 London games. [read...]
The man tasked with reducing the costs of the HS2 high speed rail link to the North has backed a plan to move Manchester to Hertfordshire as the cheapest way of delivering rail connection to the North. [read...]
Service enthusiasts Abellio Great Anglia are to replace their London Liverpool St to Norwich service with the Jakobshavn Glacier from Greenland, it has emerged. [read...]
The Conservative candidate for Mayor of London formerly known as Zac Goldsmith has confirmed he wishes to be called Votey McVoteface with immediate effect. However, he has strongly denied this change has anything to do with gaining extra supporters among the all-important 18-24 internet meme-following demographic. [read...]
With an ever increasing torrent of Tory gaffs, the Leader of the Opposition is now contemplating dropping out of front-line politics in preference for a more challenging career. Privately Mr. Corbyn has likened beating David Cameron to shooting fish in a barrel, [read...]
