Michael Seuss from East London today explained why he bitterly regrets teaching his 5 year old Tom Cat to speak. Inspired by TV programmes such as You’ve Been Framed, the currently unemployed engineer, spent months patiently teaching Eric to turn his purrs into recognisable human speech. [read...]
With many of the capital’s residents not using or even owning a car, it was feared they could miss out on the fun of needlessly queuing for something that is not currently in short supply. [read...]
The Highways Agency has condemned pranksters who last night reconfigured the M25 in to a giant figure-of-eight, and branded their actions as ‘short-sighted, potentially dangerous and extremely silly’. [read...]
Grime music is pure shite, according to a report commissioned by the BPI. Author Dr Darius Morgan from the Royal College of Music said: ‘Although I had an inkling that perhaps Grime was shite but I wanted to be dispassionate and totally professional in my assessment as part of the evaluation process. [read...]
Donald Trump has only given the UK one star on his Trip Advisor review of his recent visit. He criticised many aspects of this trip, including the food. “When I booked I had expected bed and Brexit,” Trump wrote. [read...]
