A crack squad of the ‘know-it-alls’ could be deployed on the streets of London to counter the growing threat of ‘Unknown Homicidal Maniac-ophobia’ – the irrational fear of being killed by something crazy. For months, [read...]
‘We have to accept that we were not prepared for the consequences of our actions,’ said a senior looter in Ealing, west London. [read...]
A mock terror exercise has been held to simulate a mock terror attack on the city of London. Mock terror has been on the rise since Donald Trump took over as President of the USA, [read...]
The coalition government has pledged to end the ‘postcode lottery’ of postcode allocation by allowing communities to choose their own postcodes. ‘No longer will people be disadvantaged, or their house prices affected, by the state imposing an alpha-numeric suffix that shows where they live,’ said the Prime Minister yesterday. [read...]
Inboxes and letterboxes across the UK are bracing themselves for a deluge of management speak, bureaucracy and loan repayment demands, following the news that the Southern Rail strike has been suspended and commuters will now be able to travel in to their offices again. [read...]
