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UK celebrates most successful ‘tossing’ innuendo day on record

The Office of National Statistics has revealed that the British public ‘surpassed expectations’ on Shrove Tuesday yesterday, making more ‘tossing’ innuendos than in any other year since records began. The tradition, which was once reserved for the kitchen, has become widespread among the public with phrases such as, ‘let’s have a good toss in the kitchen’ being openly used on daytime television, with the ‘Loose Women’ breaking all previous records on their own.

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Posted: Mar 5th, 2014
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David Cameron to appear on Jeremy Kyle; maybe Loose Women

Following his successful appearance on America’s David Letterman show, David Cameron has now been booked to appear on a series of British chat shows, most of which the British Prime Minister had never actually heard of.

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Posted: Sep 27th, 2012
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Loose Women Party aims to form next government

ITV’s Loose Women has formed its own political party and is aiming to win the forthcoming general election. Party leader Andrea McLean vowed to shake Britain out of recession through a trademark mix of saucy banter and female intuition.

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Posted: Feb 15th, 2010
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