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Boy, 16, becomes first to overdose on ‘Olympics’

tragedy struck half way through the badmintonParents across Britain were today warned to be on their guard after a teenager’s death was attributed to an overdose of the latest legal high, known on the street simply as ‘Olympics’.

According to police at the scene, the boy – who cannot be named because he didn’t have a sponsorship deal – died of acute over-excitement after consuming over 30 ‘tickets’ of Olympics in the space of less than 12 hours.

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Posted: Jul 30th, 2012
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Olympic terror threat level reduced after al-Qaeda outsource terrorism to G4S

There were large sighs of relief today following news that security firm G4S have been put in charge of organising all of al-Qaeda’s terrorist activities for the 2012 Olympics.

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Posted: Jul 26th, 2012
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Summer riots to go ahead despite Olympics

One organiser said ‘we hope young people really get into the spirit of what the riots are all about – looting off-licenses, JD Sports and  PC World.  We hope to leave a real legacy of misery and destruction’.

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Posted: Jun 27th, 2012
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Condemnation for Olympic Cockney cull

Although the number of Cockneys in the wild has dwindled in recent years,  the East End still has sizeable breeding groups as no culls have been authorised in London since the1980s when Norman Tebbit travelled around the East End dispatching them with Thatcher’s personal crossbow.

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Posted: Jun 26th, 2012
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Undercover reporter exposes ‘man racing’ ring planned in East End

Reporters have discovered that a group of wealthy individuals based in Switzerland are arranging to race men from ethnic minorities against each other for their amusement and entertainment for two weeks this summer in a venue in East London.

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Posted: Jun 6th, 2012
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