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Returned census forms locate Bin Laden

“I felt like I’d found a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket,” gushed Miss Peters. “Certainly trumps Dennis Conway’s locating of Elvis Presley in Hunstanton the day before yesterday.”

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Posted: Mar 30th, 2011
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Lord Lucan claims nanny killing covered by parliamentary privilege

In a shock reappearance at the Houses of Parliament the 7th Earl of Lucan told a packed press conference, ‘I have absolutely nothing to hide. I murdered that nanny in good faith.’

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2010
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Two mysteries solved as male catalogue models track down Lord Lucan in the middle distance

decades of speculation have come to an endTwo previously thought insoluble mysteries were solved this week when Lord Lucan was found alive by Jeff Briggs and Alan Winton, two male catalogue models who spotted the peer crouching disconsolately by his makeshift shelter in a Dorset field, half a mile outside the cottage where they were doing a photo shoot for hard-wearing yet stylish underwear.

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Posted: Jun 11th, 2009
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