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Man finds lost virginity after 30 years

A 47-year-old Swindon man is delighted to be reunited with the virginity he lost over 30 years ago.
‘I had a call from my late mate’s son to say that he had found my virginity lurking on the back seat of the old clapped out Capri my mate used to drive’ said accountant John Price.

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Posted: Aug 12th, 2015
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Missing man found ‘alive and frightened’ in John Lewis

A man who has been missing since Christmas Eve has finally been found, bewildered and disorientated, in a John Lewis department store in Edinburgh.

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Posted: Mar 24th, 2014
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Airline tragedy continues as Isle of Wight couple told: still no sign of ‘missing’ luggage

see you on the other sideWhile the eyes of the world are turned towards finding Malaysia Airlines flight MH370, tension continues to mount for Mr & Mrs Nichols of Ventnor who, despite being in the second week of a package tour of the Algarve, are still without their wheeled-travel bags.

More than 20 nations have been asked to help search for the lost MH370 but as yet not one nation has offered assistance to find the Nichols’ fresh underwear, three bottles of ketchup and that ‘sexy something’ Mrs Nichols had a agreed to pack as a ‘holiday treat’.

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Posted: Mar 18th, 2014
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Last episode of New Labour disappoints viewers

Many viewers had found that the series had lost its way after the declaration of war that was broadly seen as an attempt to revive interest following flagging ratings, and the subsequent departure of the once popular lead character Tony.

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Posted: May 26th, 2010
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Jack Bauer defects to China after promise of regular toilet breaks

Filming of the latest season of real-time thriller 24 has been plunged into jeopardy today, after Chinese intelligence officials revealed that hard-boiled American hero Jack Bauer had defected to the People’s Republic on the promise of regular toilet breaks.

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Posted: Apr 30th, 2010
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