Contestants on ITV’s flagship reality-show, have struggled to adjust to life without cameras but with an embarrassing itch in their nether regions. One particular hot-tub session has resulted in a virulent strain of bacteria, two unplanned pregnancies and a new form of aquatic sloth. [read...]
Having reached its season finale, fraudulent fans of the ITV reality show, can go back to feigning interest in other fake relationships – such as Harry & Meghan, Boris & Carrie and Democracy & the UK. [read...]
Love Island star Sherif Lanre has been expelled from ITV2’s Love Island for not choosing the Labour Party in the couplings and recouplings. ‘We didn’t get on brilliantly at first but when Anna chose me in the recoupling, [read...]
Media sources have confirmed rumours circulating in TV Land are true and negotiations are now at an advanced stage, that from next year, we will see Strictly Come Dancing and Love Island merge with the new show to be called Strictly Cum Island. [read...]
The UK government has accused Russia’s intelligence services of interfering with voting in Rear of the Year 2017. The National Cyber Security Centre has said it has “indisputable evidence” hackers employed by the Russian state influenced the poll in favour of Countdown star Rachel Riley. [read...]
