A couple who used to do really cool romantic stuff on Valentine’s Day in the early stages of their relationship, have admitted they did ‘fuck all’ last night. This seems to back up relationship experts’ theories that the much hyped day of love is really just a ‘bunch of arse’. [read...]
Experts are celebrating a major breakthrough in modern dating after Suzanne Roberts, a single woman from Nottingham, met and fell for a man she conceded was ‘not conventionally attractive,’ but did possess a great sense of humour. [read...]
A woman awaiting an operation to reconstruct her arm that is broken in three places has described the trauma she suffered when watching her husband attempting to iron a shirt for his work. Mrs Diamond said the agony was excruciating and she thought it would never end, [read...]
‘She literally gave him her heart,’ said one visibly moved nurse. [read...]
With an ever increasing torrent of Tory gaffs, the Leader of the Opposition is now contemplating dropping out of front-line politics in preference for a more challenging career. Privately Mr. Corbyn has likened beating David Cameron to shooting fish in a barrel, [read...]
