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Jedis disappointed with new ‘energy-saving’ lightsabers
‘These new lightsabers are rubbish,’ complained Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. ‘They take ages to light up and when they do you can barely see anything with them.’ [read...]
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Darth Vader joins Fathers for Justice
Dressed up as Batman to draw attention to his plight. [read...]
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Luke Skywalker censures Daily Mail for slur against his father
The controversy surrounding the freedom of the press took another sinister turn this morning after a tabloid article suggested that the popularity of yet another much-loved celebrity might have been misplaced, and urged the public to take another good, [read...]
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Inter-faith strife to end following launch of the ‘Wiki-Bible’
A new on-line user generated concept from the creators of Wikipedia is hoping to end all religious strife. [read...]
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Inspectors slam first Jedi Faith School
Religious education focused too narrowly around ‘the Force’. [read...]