Christmas has been thrown into turmoil, as new government guidance now includes vegetables towards the number of people that you can safely pull a cracker with, meaning that most family get-togethers will be incompatible with a traditional Christmas lunch with all the trimmings. [read...]
Donald Trump has sensationally stormed out of Buckingham Palace following reports of a bitter row with the Queen. It has emerged that, over lunch, the US president broached a previously undeclared matter – his plans to develop an exclusive golf club in the grounds of the palace, [read...]
Much to the amusement of his work colleagues, Tom Price, a newcomer to the team at Swindon-based telecoms firm Xentixx has just made the unfortunate but inevitable mistake of asking 58-year-old work colleague Janice Steadman how her weekend was. [read...]
Critics of the Conservative’s plan to scrap school dinners have raised concerns that hungry children are unlikely to give a flying fidget about the mathematical value of x; the photosynthesis of oxbow lakes during the Norman Conquest; [read...]
An office worker is in a critical condition following an onslaught of questions, criticisms and recommendations about the lunch she brought to the workplace. [read...]
