NewsBiscuit

The news written by you…

Posts Tagged ‘Madonna’

Superman to ditch cape amid health & safety concerns

‘After watching Madonna at the Brits the last thing I need is for my enemies to know that I have such a fundamental weakness’ Superman told the Daily Planet.

Read more >

Posted: Feb 27th, 2015
More from News In Brief



Elderly woman has a fall

In front of an audience of millions, a frail 56 year old woman collapsed onto a nubile dancer – impaling him on a pair of spiked breasts. While the O2 crowd were shocked to see the young dancer bleed to death, the elderly Madonna Louise Ciccone survived the incident thanks the elasticity of a body made solely from silicone, collagen and an inflated ego.

Read more >

Posted: Feb 26th, 2015
More from News In Brief



New Kate Bush tour forces all other female singers into early retirement

Kate bush is back!How can anyone compete with that?…
.

Read more >

Posted: Mar 21st, 2014
More from Arts/Entertainment



Academic claims Jessie J ‘only 94% lesbian’

‘A much more precise figure for Jessie’s lesbianism is 93.759%,’ said Professor Edward Simpson of the Institute of Sensual Calculus.

Read more >

Posted: May 7th, 2012
More from News In Brief



Court stops Madonna adopting Jolie’s African orphan

but I get all the Africans!Madonna has lost the first round of her court battle to adopt one of Angelina Jolie’s children. The singer has now vowed to take her case to the Supreme Court. Madonna bitterly attacked Jolie for reneging on a deal handing the destiny of all African orphans to her, while Jolie was free to save children from South East Asia.

Read more >

Posted: Jul 6th, 2009
More from Arts/Entertainment