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Elton John to adopt Madonna in row over ‘same sex’ families

Reports are just coming in that, after realising he has a ‘same sex’ family, Elton John is about to adopt fellow musical superstar Madonna out of pity.

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Posted: Mar 18th, 2015
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Superman to ditch cape amid health & safety concerns

‘After watching Madonna at the Brits the last thing I need is for my enemies to know that I have such a fundamental weakness’ Superman told the Daily Planet.

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Posted: Feb 27th, 2015
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Elderly woman has a fall

In front of an audience of millions, a frail 56 year old woman collapsed onto a nubile dancer – impaling him on a pair of spiked breasts. While the O2 crowd were shocked to see the young dancer bleed to death, the elderly Madonna Louise Ciccone survived the incident thanks the elasticity of a body made solely from silicone, collagen and an inflated ego.

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Posted: Feb 26th, 2015
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New Kate Bush tour forces all other female singers into early retirement

Kate bush is back!How can anyone compete with that?…
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Posted: Mar 21st, 2014
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Academic claims Jessie J ‘only 94% lesbian’

‘A much more precise figure for Jessie’s lesbianism is 93.759%,’ said Professor Edward Simpson of the Institute of Sensual Calculus.

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Posted: May 7th, 2012
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