Madonna foreswears celebrity religion; converts to Methodism
‘One night I found a copy of The Methodist Recorder in my hotel room, and it changed my life.’
Posted: May 1st, 2013
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Academic claims Jessie J ‘only 94% lesbian’
‘A much more precise figure for Jessie’s lesbianism is 93.759%,’ said Professor Edward Simpson of the Institute of Sensual Calculus.
Posted: May 7th, 2012
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Court stops Madonna adopting Jolie’s African orphan
Madonna has lost the first round of her court battle to adopt one of Angelina Jolie’s children. The singer has now vowed to take her case to the Supreme Court. Madonna bitterly attacked Jolie for reneging on a deal handing the destiny of all African orphans to her, while Jolie was free to save children from South East Asia.
Posted: Jul 6th, 2009
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Brown ‘desperately holding out for major terrorist attack or something’
Gordon Brown has expressed a hope that there will be a terrorist atrocity somewhere on mainland Britain in the next 48 hours. ‘Either that or Prince William getting Amy Winehouse pregnant or something’ said an anonymous Downing Street source. ‘He’s holding out for any kind of change in the national news.’
‘We’ve not had a good week, the Prime Minister admitted candidly. ‘I think people want to see me at my most authoritative and statesmanlike, and that’s only ever really happened when terrorists have been setting fire to our airports and blowing up our trains. That turned out to be much easier than this nonsense about governing Britain. So a couple of planes flying into Buckingham Palace and the Westfield Shopping Centre might be just the thing.’
Posted: Jun 4th, 2009
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Madonna pregnant; ‘other kid’ sent back
‘The African kid filled a void in me for a while, but we all move on,’ said the singer.
Posted: Oct 19th, 2006
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