Worried about dissenting employees? Nervous about the competition? Want more respect in business? No problem! Just follow this handy guide. Hold a ‘hand-kissing’ ceremony for all employees Start as you mean to go on. Line up all of your employees and family (no favouritism!) to pay their respects by kissing your hand. [read...]
Some £1.5 trillion has been lost over the course of 2015 in a nationwide scam that ‘encourages’ people to pay money into a fraudster’s account, according to Financial Fraud Study (FFS). [read...]
A spokesman for the Cannelloni family in Genoa, who we are legally obliged to say play absolutely no role in the running of the city, has apologised today for the collapse of the Morandi Bridge, [read...]
Mafia chieftains in New York have expressed dismay at recent comparisons with new White House communications chief, Anthony ‘The Mooch’ Scaramucci, whose behaviour has been likened in some quarters to that of a mobster following his recent foul-mouthed attack on fellow high-ranking members of the Trump administration. [read...]
In a surprise turn of events, the world’s football governing body has revealed that the Cosa Nostra has been chosen to host the 2016 corruption probe – by a unanimous ballot of ‘people with a Swiss bank account’. [read...]
