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Daily Mail website to be given ‘Moral Panic button’

Could have saved thousands of lives if introduced sooner. Mail now investigating.The world’s most visited news website, Mail Online, is to be fitted with a special panic button that readers can use to express their sense of moral outrage. Clicking the button will automatically notify the relevant authorities that Daily Mail readers are upset and that ‘something must be done’.

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Posted: Sep 8th, 2013
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Mail Online to get ‘sidebar of sidebar of shame’

The Mail Online’s fascinatingly distasteful sidebar of shame is to get its own sidebar of even greater shame. The sidebar-bar will feature SHOCKING pictures showing more close up cellulite on B list thighs; greater concern over whether underage teenage daughters of the not so famous SHOULD be so skimpily dressed and fuller coverage of ex models’ struggles with weight loss, partially-shaven reality TV stars and cosmetic surgery.

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Posted: Jul 28th, 2013
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Scientists develop formula for ‘the perfect Daily Mail reader comment’

moan moan moan moan moanScientists in Stevenage were celebrating last night after developing a formula that provides a ‘perfect Daily Mail reader comment’, guaranteeing the optimum number of green arrows regardless of the article topic in question.

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Posted: Mar 23rd, 2013
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