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NHS announces cull after outbreak of man ‘flu

At least 6000 layabouts are to be culled after a man exhibited symptoms of ‘man flu’ yesterday on a Yorkshire farm, having just returned from the seasonal ‘booze cruise’ migration.

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2014
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Men likely to experience much more deadly strain of Ebola, says study

far worse than any female strain, obviouslyMen are likely to experience a much more unforgiving and ruthless strain of the feared Ebola virus when it reaches Britain’s shores, a research group consisting largely of males has confirmed today.

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Posted: Oct 9th, 2014
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‘The Sniffles’ to be eradicated by 2035, Hunt vows

The government is promising positive action against The Sniffles, a condition said by the WHO to be endemic in the UK, and now aims to eradicate it by 2035. ‘For too long, people have had to put up with sounding like Nina Simone for up to three days,” said Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt.

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Posted: Jan 15th, 2014
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