Hayley Connor, a 24-year-old marketing manager from Bromsgrove, has announced plans to take to court a casual acquaintance with whom she had sex one Friday evening in March. She alleges that Ryan Fleetwood, 26, literally sh*gged her into the middle of next week, [read...]
A person routinely described by friends as a legend has only completed some relatively straightforward tasks for the benefit of the group, it has been confirmed. Peter Jones, 28, has been awarded the ‘legend’ moniker by his Friday night drinking buddies, [read...]
A Suffolk man is quietly confident that he is up for the George Cross after washing up 7 items, it has emerged. Rod Flynn from Hoxne defied gender stereotypes by ‘marching straight to the sink’ [read...]
Psychiatrists are rolling their eyes in disbelief after a Swindon couple, Paul and Sophie Rice, announced that they were seeking marriage guidance because of a crisis in their relationship. Many of them have been staggered to learn that the pair seriously expect not to be locked into a downward spiral of loathing after spending such an unnatural length of time together. [read...]
After years of public denial, a male supermarket shopper has finally broken down and asked for help with his packing. Before customer services could be drafted in, CCTV footage shows Kevin Bishop committing several rudimentary packing errors, [read...]
