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New Stoke Mandeville management structure to include ‘spineless’

Stoke Mandeville hospital has updated its senior management structure to include ‘spineless’ in addition to two existing layers in place since the 1980s: upper management, responsible for anything they were informed about, and lower management, responsible for not informing upper management about anything.

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Posted: Mar 3rd, 2015
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Manager at Powerpoint presentation says ‘Robust’ and ‘Rigorous’ once too often. Bludgeoned.

audience 'empowered'A man described as a ‘twat in a senior management position, wearing a drecky Marks & Spencer two piece and light blue stay-pressed shirt (but, as if to claw desperately at the last remaining tendril of his humanity, without a tie)’ yesterday used the words ‘Robust and Rigorous’ one time too many and was found bludgeoned in front of a Powerpoint presentation featuring some crappy clip art of a stick figure with a light bulb over its head.

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Posted: Nov 4th, 2013
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