In a bold statement of intent, the Labour Leader Ed Miliband has set out a ten-year plan to reverse the damage done by successive managers at Old Trafford. Whilst many of his critics suggested that a decent centre half and holding midfielder would be sufficient, [read...]
A petition signed by 5000 insomniacs has been handed in to Manchester United asking the board to retain the services of under-pressure boss Louis Van Gaal. [read...]
‘It all went downhill when Jose burnt his mouth on his cup of tea. He immediately blamed the tea lady, Mabel, calling her milk-to-water ratio naive and demoted her to serving tea to the under 21s,’ [read...]
Shadow sports minister Hugh Robertson has promised sports fans that the Conservatives, if elected, would review the controversial ‘league table’ system for football teams. [read...]
Roy Keane has denied charges of threatening behaviour in areas of tarmac. Trafford Magistrates’ Court has been told that the former Manchester United enforcer is in a perpetual state of hate and has even been known to punch people in his sleep. [read...]
