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Beckham reveals years of training to become England’s first-choice perfumier

'because he's worked it'Former underwear model David Beckham has finally spoken out about the years of intense training and painstaking practice which he had to endure to finally establish himself as England’s undisputed first-choice perfumier.

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Posted: May 14th, 2011
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Clark Kent admits taking out ‘Super-injunction’

faster than a speeding bullet in getting an injunctionThe revelation is particularly embarrassing as Mr Kent works as a mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Planet which had been campaigning for an end to the use of the law courts to protect celebrities from prying newspapers.

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Posted: May 10th, 2011
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FA Cup semi-final to be replayed until Manchester United win

Under the new rules introduced by the Football Association, the Manchester United versus Manchester City semi-final is to be replayed until Manchester United win.

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Posted: Apr 19th, 2011
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Inmate says prison saved him from life as a professional footballer

Speaking from Wormwood Scrubs today, Dean Mullins revealed that if it wasn’t for an aptitude for armed robberies, he may have had to make do with life as a Premiership footballer.

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Posted: Jan 30th, 2011
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Out-of-touch Rooney spotted buying a Twix

Manchester United and England star Wayne Rooney has been spotted living up to his lavish lifestyle in Cheshire today as he bought a Twix. And rumors suggest that it may have been a King Size bar.

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Posted: Oct 30th, 2010
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