‘We first noticed a problem with the maps when a childish penis appeared on the outskirts of Liverpool pointing in the direction of Manchester.’
Posted: Jun 27th, 2011
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‘The northern city of Manchester has today been left devastated by the theft of its twin city of Salford.
‘It probably happened over the weekend’ surmised , Manchester resident Peter Fielding ‘To be fair, I don’t think anyone else had noticed.’ he added. ‘You sort of expect things to be safe in your own backyard, so to speak, don’t you? I realised someone had lifted it when I was dumping me Tesco’s trolley in the Irwell Trolley Park.’
Posted: Feb 25th, 2011
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The Glazebrooks, a family of three who last week moved into a semi-detached house in Coronation Street, say they have little interest in getting involved with the community in their new home in Weatherfield.
Posted: Feb 11th, 2011
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Government plans to trial the controversial biometric card scheme in Manchester next year are in disarray, following promises from local market traders to offer I.D. cards at a fraction of the £30 Government asking price…
Posted: May 7th, 2009
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A pensioner in Manchester was robbed for an amount that police have been forced to admit made the crime definitely worth the risk of being caught. No violence was actually involved and the robber was lucky enough to have picked a victim who happened to be carrying over five thousand pounds in cash as he walked home from the building society.
Posted: Oct 6th, 2007
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