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Chancellor now understands ‘why we cry’

surely just a pilot project which shouldn't be allowed outside NewhamScientists today expressed excitement that the pioneering android Chancellor, Gideon11, may have for the first time experienced something equivalent to human emotion.

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Posted: Apr 17th, 2013
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Big beasts of Tory party ‘dangerously close to extinction’

always had its claws outThe recent demise of the Thatcher, once considered the most fearsome of all the big Tory beasts, has put renewed focus on the dwindling numbers of Tories who, in happier times, roamed freely through the jungles of Middle England.

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2013
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Iron Lady stolen by scrap metal thieves

they come over here, steal our ex prime ministers....‘At this stage we believe Mrs Thatcher may have been accidentally left outside on the street and pinched when no-one was watching by some entrepreneurial rag-and-bone men,’ explained Detective Inspector Dean Morgan who is leading the investigation. ‘With a street value of almost three quid, she could be anywhere by now. My guess is she’s already in a scrapyard, squashed between two Ford Cortinas.’

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Posted: Apr 15th, 2013
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Wiccans curse use of the term ‘Witch’

The Association of UK Wiccans has taken the unprecedented step of speaking out against the use of the word ‘witch’ to describe the late Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

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Posted: Apr 15th, 2013
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Plans for Thatcher statue slammed by UK’s existing statues

even pigeons refusing to land on itThe statue of Winston Churchill in Parliament Square declared:  ’Never in the field of human governance was so little done for so many by one mad old bat. This idea will get a big bronze V-sign from me.’

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Posted: Mar 7th, 2013
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