With up to 150,000 Thomas Cook customers in danger of being stranded abroad, Tory MP, patriot and avid collector of beer mats, Mark Francois has called for a revival of the Dunkirk spirit. [read...]
Hurt that his recent attacks on German companies have gone unreported, Mark François, in a desperate bid to appear relevant has barricaded himself inside his WW2 Anderson Shelter.
His long suffering wife Maud, their cat Overlord, [read...]
As the 1922 Committee announced that Johnson had won the Conservative leadership concert, the delight and bliss experienced by hard Brexiteers that one of their own had finally secured the Premiership was so extreme that all true believers waiting to hear the results in Queen Elizabeth Hall immediately began to vibrate in a haze of light and ascend into heaven in individual beams of light, [read...]
Following shady businessman and reality TV performer Donald Trump’s departure from Britain, during which time for some inexplicable reason he was constantly fawned over and grovelled to, in one of the last acts before stepping down as PM, [read...]
Professional furious person and MP for Rayleigh & Wickford, Mark Francois, is seething today after having been overlooked as the replacement for disgraced former Secretary of State for Defence, Gavin Williamson. Speaking to reporters, incandescent with rage and with plumes of white smoke pouring from his ears the apoplectic puffed-up parliamentarian snapped: ‘Proof if it… [read...]