Mark Zuckerberg has insisted that Facebook’s new blood transfusion service is a charitable venture aimed at the world’s haemophiliacs, and not at all an attempt to monopolise supply of what is literally the lifeblood of the world. [read...]
Founder and CEO of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg is to bring legal proceedings against the UK government for breaching personal data laws by non-consensual disclosure of his non-location. The odd-faced billionaire reacted with incredulity to the frivolous posting of a photograph by MPs and dignitaries revealing a seat at the hearing where he should have been… [read...]
‘If a pharaoh wanted to let his friends know how he was, he’d just instant message them by carving a status update like ‘wavy line, owl, big eye, smiley face’ onto his wall.’ [read...]
As its share value continued to plummet towards zero in its first week of trading, social media giant Facebook has seen off a major revolt by thousands of furious shareholders by issuing a series of heartwarming and whimsical posts featuring kittens and other adorable internet memes. [read...]
Facebook is set to offer fully automated profiles by the end of next year. Users who lack the will to update their status in person at odd intervals will be able to pre-select a lifetime’s worth of status updates that will automatically be posted to their profiles. [read...]
