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Man discovers he and his wife have been arguing for six days

‘To be honest, I don’t know what to do. If I tell her I didn’t even know, that will only exacerbate the situation.’

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Posted: Nov 7th, 2013
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Police launch crackdown on counterfeit orgasms

Scotland Yard has today launched its biggest operation yet to tackle the huge surge in fake orgasms and protect the quality of British people’s sex lives.

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Posted: May 24th, 2013
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Unholy row as Benedict returns to reclaim the papacy in time for Easter

Pope Benedict strode into St Peter’s Square yesterday, fully refreshed after his Lenten sabbatical and announced that he was ready to take the reins of the papacy once more. With a fresh ear piercing, his skull cap set back on his head at a jaunty angle and a giggling nun on each arm, it was clear that the break from the burden of office had taken years off the former pontiff as he vigorously shoved aside pilgrims on his way back to the Vatican.

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Posted: Mar 29th, 2013
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Judge orders divorcing couple give wedding guests their Saturday afternoon back

‘It is profoundly unjust that this couple are regaining the freedoms they enjoyed when they were single, while for their wedding guests the Saturday afternoon they spent at the ceremony and reception is lost forever.’

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Posted: Jan 2nd, 2013
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Nation’s husbands call for lawnmower ban

oh, go on, please?!Four UK water companies have lifted the last hosepipe bans, triggering calls by Britain’s husbands to introduce a lawnmower ban instead in order to prevent dangerous levels of nagging about the state of the nation’s gardens.

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Posted: Jul 11th, 2012
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