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Mitchell and Coren admit they tried announcing engagement ‘for months’

‘We first announced it with a double page heiroglyphic spread in the Christmas edition of Barker’s Confundulum. I know we’re not exactly Posh and Becks but we were disappointed not to get even one congratulatory sonnet,’ he said.

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Posted: Mar 22nd, 2012
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Woman marries her own house

‘The selfish trollop only married it so that it didn’t get repossessed. She owes £15,000 in mortgage arrears. I feel so sorry for any rooms they end up having.’

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Posted: Feb 8th, 2012
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Comment: Why my first four marriages are the ideal preparation for a fifth

‘What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. (Nice try though, Cathy, if you’re reading this.) The important thing is always to learn from what life throws at you, and you don’t get hitched a third of a dozen times without picking up a few pointers along the way.’

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Posted: Sep 12th, 2011
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Mrs Alice Foster’s wedding frock sells for a fiver at Cat Protection League shop

‘There was a lot of interest in the sale. Two customers thought about it and one even tried it on.’

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Posted: Jun 27th, 2011
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Conservatives and Lib Dems unmasked in sham marriage clampdown

A Church of England crackdown on sham marriages has raised fundamental questions about the union of David Cameron and Nick Clegg who were married in a civil ceremony in May last year.

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Posted: Apr 13th, 2011
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