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Sock couple re-united after painful two-year separation

thought they would never meet againThere were scenes of jubilation and relief yesterday in the Barry household in Molesey, Surrey as a sock couple were finally re-united after a heart-breaking separation.

The pair, who everyone agrees were made for each other, were rent asunder after Right made a seemingly innocent excursion to the laundry basket two years ago but never returned. Although Left, his companion, initially took it in her stride, she later began to sense that something serious must be wrong. ‘It wasn’t like him,’ she said. ‘He’d never gone off without me before. Sure, we’d had our troubles, but we’d always managed to patch things up.’

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Posted: Apr 4th, 2010
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Army’s new missiles erroneously fitted with Marriage Guidance Systems

launched from Helmand to wherever they're neededThe Ministry of Defence faces an embarrassing recall of its newest land-attack missile cache after discovering that its state-of-the-art target-tracking system was mistakenly fitted with a marriage guidance programme.

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Posted: Jul 20th, 2009
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‘Lovers Guide 27’ features married couple reading

There was a moment when it looked like they might have sex, but it turned out she was just reaching across to have a sip of his Ovaltine.’

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Posted: Apr 10th, 2007
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