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NASA fake water on Mars to help Matt Damon‏

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Posted: Oct 5th, 2015
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Hipster ‘was drinking Mars water last year’

Marvin de Marvine, 23, was louchely disinterested yesterday when confronted by the news of the discovery of water on Mars. ‘I was drinking Mars water last year, it was nice but it’s pretty mainstream now. I’m drinking Saturn’s ring water now but you probably wouldn’t have heard of it,’ he told reporters.

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Posted: Oct 1st, 2015
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NASA faked water on Mars to help Matt Damon

NASA has admitted that it spent billions of dollars fabricating images of salt deposits on the planet Mars purely to bump ticket sales for Ridley Scott’s ‘The Martian’, though it has drawn a blank in fabricating acting talent for its star, Matt Damon.

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Posted: Sep 29th, 2015
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Earth landing ‘totally faked’, claim Martian conspiracy theorists

no way home One small slime trail for a Martian…

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2015
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Geoff Capes spotted on Phobos

‘He’s got a copy of the Radio Times from August 1984 and what looks like a half-eaten Cornish pasty, but it’s difficult to tell due to the size of his hands.’

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Posted: Jul 11th, 2015
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