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Earth landing ‘totally faked’, claim Martian conspiracy theorists

no way home One small slime trail for a Martian…

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2015
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Geoff Capes spotted on Phobos

‘He’s got a copy of the Radio Times from August 1984 and what looks like a half-eaten Cornish pasty, but it’s difficult to tell due to the size of his hands.’

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Posted: Jul 11th, 2015
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Earth’s inner core revealed to be a giant hazelnut

Scientist from the US and China have confirmed in a paper published in the journal Geoscience something that many of us have suspected for some time; the innermost core of the Earth is a giant hazelnut.

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Posted: Feb 11th, 2015
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Martians make contact, complain about fly tipping

‘Have you seen Mars? Lovely open plains and valleys completely unspoiled. Until, that is, you happen upon some bit of trash dumped by a species too lazy to dispose of their rubbish properly.’

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Posted: Jan 20th, 2015
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NGOs warn Martians about threat from methane

LittleGreenMenPeace has joined the Friends of Mars in protesting about bursts of methane gas which have been detected on Mars. These have established both that life exists on the planet and that the dominant species is recklessly running everything

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Posted: Dec 29th, 2014
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