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First Martian discovered sues Curiosity driver for whiplash

The first ever life form to be discovered on Mars has filed a personal injury claim against the driver of the Curiosity rover vehicle.

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2012
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Mars landing: not enough strings and pulleys says W Heath Robinson

‘The only piece of knotted string in evidence was the mission controller’s shoe lace. And where were the oversized ornate polished wood and brass levers?’ asked Mr Heath Robinson, who was the consultant on the failed Beagle 2 Mars Explorer in 2003.

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Posted: Aug 9th, 2012
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Earth landing ‘totally faked’, claim Martian conspiracy theorists

no way homeScientists on Mars faced fresh allegations last night that video footage of the famous 1985 Earth landing was, in fact, filmed entirely in a studio somewhere near Canal 67.

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Posted: Jul 15th, 2012
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Out-of-touch Rooney spotted buying a Twix

Manchester United and England star Wayne Rooney has been spotted living up to his lavish lifestyle in Cheshire today as he bought a Twix. And rumors suggest that it may have been a King Size bar.

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Posted: Oct 30th, 2010
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NASA to sue Snappy Snaps over blurry Mars photos

‘Half of the photos had little oval stickers on them making out it’s our fault.’

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Posted: Jun 3rd, 2008
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