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Earth landing ‘totally faked’, claim Martian conspiracy theorists

no way homeScientists on Mars faced fresh allegations last night that video footage of the famous 1985 Earth landing was, in fact, filmed entirely in a studio somewhere near Canal 67.

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Posted: Jul 15th, 2012
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Arctic Roll granted EU geographical protected food status

Against the wishes of its manufacturer, Arctic Rolls were granted protection under the EU ‘regional food’ policy yesterday. From July, the retro dessert can only be labelled ‘Arctic Roll’ if it is manufactured within the Arctic circle.

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Posted: May 27th, 2011
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Out-of-touch Rooney spotted buying a Twix

Manchester United and England star Wayne Rooney has been spotted living up to his lavish lifestyle in Cheshire today as he bought a Twix. And rumors suggest that it may have been a King Size bar.

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Posted: Oct 30th, 2010
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NASA to sue Snappy Snaps over blurry Mars photos

‘Half of the photos had little oval stickers on them making out it’s our fault.’

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Posted: Jun 3rd, 2008
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