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72 virgins starting to nag and have needs

Marwan al-Shehhi, who flew United Airline Flight 175 into Two World Trade Centre on 9/11, has expressed his increasing discontent over the conduct of his 72 virgins in paradise. According to the Abu Dhabi-born terrorist, over 60 of his nubile harem are now complaining that he does not ‘give enough time to the relationship’.

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Posted: Jun 22nd, 2012
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Family politics takes chilling turn as mothers start making martyrdom videos

ageing mothers left with no alternativeMothers’ Union fundamentalists explaining for posterity the sacrifices they’ve made for their children.

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2009
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Look beyond martyrdom, says Al-Qaeda careers advice head

987-al-q-careersRadical Muslim youths across the world are dreaming first and last about careers as martyrs, despite falling demand and the wealth of opportunities in other fields according to Samir Al-Mady, head of the Al-Qaeda Careers Advice Board.

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Posted: Feb 24th, 2009
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