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News agencies across the globe last night warned that radical members of the Mothers’ Union have stepped up their passive aggressive assault on modern family life with widespread distribution to all major media outlets of martyrdom videos, explaining the many and varied sacrifices made in their lives for their offspring without asking anything in return, while also hinting that an occasional phone call might be nice, and pointing out that all their friends have grandchildren now.

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2009
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Radical Muslim youths across the world are dreaming first and last about careers as martyrs, despite falling demand and the wealth of opportunities in other fields according to Samir Al-Mady, head of the Al-Qaeda Careers Advice Board.

Al-Mady revealed that in the board’s annual survey of radicalized 15 and 16-year-olds, ‘Martyr/Suicide Bomber’ was the favourite career choice for the 28th consecutive year. It scored 76%, placing it comfortably ahead of the next choices ‘Radical Preacher’ (13%), ‘Astronaut’ (6%) and ‘Systems Analyst’ (0.1%).

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Posted: Feb 24th, 2009
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