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‘Is this cellulite in an ancient picture of Mary Magdalene?’ asks Daily Mail

princess last week, harlot this - house prices are going to suffer‘Close analysis of the picture shows that Mary Magdalene is displaying obvious signs of cellulite,’ wrote lifestyle analyst Liz Jones. ‘Worse still, her hair is all over the place. Ooh darling, that’s a fashion disaster. Call yourself an icon? You’ve let yourself go – you’re a disgrace to women everywhere.’

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Posted: Jun 14th, 2012
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Angel Gabriel to fight extradition over sexual assault claims

A heavenly envoy of the Lord God Almighty has vowed to fight his proposed extradition to Israel to face trial for an alleged sexual assault dating back to 1 BC.

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Posted: Dec 18th, 2010
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Latest Dead Sea Scroll fragments ‘just classified ads’

experts were expecting something a bit more spiritualTexts tell us less about religious doctrine, and more about the second-hand trading market.

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Posted: Oct 24th, 2010
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