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Google and Vatican team up to create ‘SoulView’

‘Basically, most internet users are going to Hell,’ said Page. ‘Yes, you, Arthur Bennett of Halifax, searching repeatedly for “hot nurse bending over in short dress”. Or you, Patrick Jenn of Islington, searching for “schoolgirl with big jugs in PE kit”. You people make me sick.’

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Posted: Dec 12th, 2013
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UK’s first hand transplant welcomed by nation’s wankers

‘I can lose up to 60 hours a year sitting on my hand to make it numb and feel like someone else’s. A transplant will not only save time, but if I could have a woman’s hand I won’t need to paint my nails every time.’

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Posted: Jan 4th, 2013
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