At a recent specially convened international conference, leading mathematicians, statisticians, linguists, dictionary publishers and professional footballers have agreed that in todays modern, fast-moving progressive world it is no longer acceptable to try to cling on to old-fashioned and outdated ideas of what words mean. [read...]
Gavin Williamson has outlined his vision for next year’s A level mathematics syllabus. ‘It’s a brilliant way to incorporate academic rigour with maintaining Covid-19 awareness,’ he said today, revealing a sample paper. ‘If three households containing fourteen members can meet up in Manchester, [read...]
So-called ‘languages’ are an ancient practical joke, it has been revealed.
‘It all started with the Romans’, said Professor Tim Williams of the University of Central England, itself also an elaborate hoax. [read...]
In a shock development, it has emerged that grade inflation has been happening for so long now that even top civil servants at the Department of Education, supposedly the cream of the crop, are functionally innumerate and can’t work out if the A-level pass rate is higher this year than last. [read...]
Maths professor Alan Daley has worked out the true cause of crop circles after his son started attending a minor public school in Kent and he began to delve into the complex maths of how public schools structure their fees. [read...]
