The BBC has announced that it will broadcast a Covid briefing Christmas Day Special hosted by Health Secretary Matt Hancock and inexplicably popular comedian Michael McIntyre. The briefing will feature a host of special guests and will climax with McIntyre reading out the latest number of deaths while Hancock reprises his famous rendition of Queen’s… [read...]
The government denied that the logistics of delivering potentially over 100 million covid-19 vaccine doses before the spring would create problems. ‘We’re the government that addressed the shortage of container ships by buying into companies that didn’t have container ships,’ [read...]
Health secretary, Matt Hancock, has defended spending almost £11 million of taxpayers’ money on Pot Noodles, to feed overworked staff at an East London restaurant supplying the DoH with food. A report into the spending said that nine orders, [read...]
Christmas has come early for many Remainers, now that Dominic Cummings has agreed to step down to pursue his villainy in the private sector. Accepting a post with Beelzebub will allow Mr. Cummings the chance to finally give the electorate eternal damnation or ‘full Brexit’ as he refers to it. [read...]
The nation’s favourite annual appeal hits the telly boxes this week. Promising a jam-packed extravaganza of top Tory toff entertainment, the show will be hosted by the hilarious and ever-popular human dynamo, Michael Gove. After raising a record £36bn last year for such deserving Tory causes as the penal reform group ‘Hang ’em High,’ [read...]
