Every household in the UK will receive a cardboard cut-out Hugh Pym to help combat Covid-19, it has been announced. ‘At exactly two metres tall, Hugh Pym is the ideal tool for correctly measuring social distancing”, [read...]
In an extraordinary claim made during an appearance at a hustings meeting in Newmarket, Health Minister Matt Hancock, has blamed the current state of Britain’s economy on the post-WW2 Labour Government under Prime Minister Clement Attlee. [read...]
In a rush to embrace new technology, Health Secretary Matt Hancock has pledged to remove the use of semaphore from the NHS by 2021. ‘The cost of replacing flags has risen sharply over the last few years, [read...]
