Scientists have warned today that the recent rise in COVID-19 infection rate means Britain could soon be facing months of interminable Downing Street coronavirus briefings in the near future. It’s understood that secret plans were put in place several weeks ago to recommence the daily briefings, [read...]
New BBC Director Tim Davie’s drive to remedy the left leaning slant of much of the Corporation’s output took a new turn today. In a step beyond merely insisting on more right wing comedians on comedy panel shows, [read...]
The current logjams in COVID-19 testing capacity in the UK will be resolved within days, Health Secretary Matt Hancock has announced, with the use of an world beating new algorithm. ‘Instead of having to refresh the DHCS webpage every minute for three days, [read...]
The government has reassured the British public by holding them to blame for absolutely everything, including the spread of coronavirus, the lack of available testing and the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914. Discussing the problems with managing COVID-19 , [read...]
After exploiting every creative option to inflate testing numbers over the last few months, Matt Hancock’s surprisingly savage attack on anyone having the cheek to actually request one has led observers to suspect more sinister underlying desires than simple incompetence. [read...]
