Recent polls suggest that in any scenario all options on a ‘People’s’ ballot will be bad ones; ranging from having chilli sauce rubbed on your nether-regions, to eating a rubbery kangaroo penis or Theresa May’s Plan B. [read...]
Following her victory in the House of Commons and a determined resilience against what experts worldwide are calling an acute lack of self-awareness, Theresa May is said to be currently in talks with Netflix over a new Choose Your Own Adventure style TV series. [read...]
Theresa May announced plans tonight to spend the weekend redrafting her Brexit plan at an isolated hotel in the Canadian Rockies. The PM will head for the hotel on Friday, and is expected to spend the weekend hunched over a typewriter making ‘a few tweaks’ to the draft withdrawal agreement. [read...]
In what commentators are calling a desperate last-gasp attempt to postpone a Commons defeat and to deflect further condemnation over her catastrophic handling of Britain’s shambolic exit from the EU, Theresa May has said a one-off special episode of ‘It’s a Knockout’ [read...]
Toast has repeated its displeasure at being compared to the Prime Minister. Mrs May has put what many have called a ‘Marmite’ deal on the table, and continues to behave as if butter wouldn’t melt, [read...]
