Toast has repeated its displeasure at being compared to the Prime Minister. Mrs May has put what many have called a ‘Marmite’ deal on the table, and continues to behave as if butter wouldn’t melt, [read...]
After losing a crucial vote of contempt, the Prime Minister admitted to having the ‘collywobbles’ everytime she looked in the mirror. Mrs May said she now had an attack of the shakes anytime someone mentioned Europe, [read...]
Conservative party backbencher, Gerard St. Chioux MP explained: ‘We’ve done the stats and the bottom line is: people love floppy haired toffs talking gibberish, and we’ve not got the poster boy on board to replace the PM. [read...]
‘Such language is unacceptable and anyone using it should be torn limb from limb by rabid dogs then eaten in a pie by Lib Dem voting cannibals,’ said another right wing commentator, reacting to the poker/arse comments. [read...]
The Government has announced today a deal for 350 million pounds a week with the popular and effective tummy tablet to win the advertising and television rights for Brexit. A government spokesperson said the deal had been under discussion for a while but, [read...]
