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Number of black police officers reduced to that bloke off the telly

Theresa May has criticised Britain’s police for having no black officers apart from Luther. In a speech to the Black Police Association, made in her front room last night, the Home Secretary commented. ‘In the past, one black and ethnic minority officer has always appeared in press photographs of the Notting Hill Carnival, dancing with a fat lady. What happened to him?’

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Posted: Oct 24th, 2015
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Count Dracula to present Top Gear, BBC announces

The BBC has announced that its search for a new Top Gear frontman is over. After a period of ‘thinking outside the coffin’, it has appointed Count Dracula as Jeremy Clarkson’s replacement on the grounds that the count, being dead already, need not worry about death threats and also bears a striking resemblance to Quentin Wilson.

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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2015
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BBC deluged with complaints after madcap Top Gear race ends entirely predictably

Clarkson didn't waitFans of the popular BBC car-based entertainment show Top Gear have complained in their hundreds after the first episode of the new series saw a race across the Sahara desert fail to produce the sort of unlikely, close-fought finish that they are used to.

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Posted: Jan 30th, 2013
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