The Mammal Society and Natural England study has revealed as many as 12 species may be facing a Hard Brexit – or ‘extinction’ as its technically known. It is likely that in the next year sifghtings of a pro-EU Conservative will become as rare as the grey long-eared bat – or ‘Michael Howard’ [read...]
Theresa May has left her Westminster polling station with polling card still in hand, having been unable to come to a decision regarding who to vote for in the UK’s local elections. [read...]
Ahead of local elections, the Prime Minister insisted that her catalogue of errors was due ‘dirty rhythm’ and ‘funky fever’. Voters should not blame her predicament on the sunshine, the moonlight or the good times (in the early 80s) – they should blame Jeremy Corbyn and Damien Green’s inability to delete his search history. [read...]
With the resignation of Amber Rudd, the Prime Minister needs someone else to sit in for her when she has an election debate or rectal examination*. Do you have what it takes? Can you stand feet apart, [read...]
In an attempt to make Amber Rudd appear more moderate, Theresa May has appointed someone who has an extremist right wing ideology, hidden under the guise of 70’s ‘comedy’. In that sense David Walliams is the perfect fit, [read...]
