The conciliation service ACAS, called in to arbitrate between McDonald’s and its striking employees, has issued a statement saying ‘Well, duh. You didn’t realise working there would be shit? You’re serving slabs of gristle, sinew, [read...]
Your dad has only swanned up to the counter at McDonalds and asked if they ‘do a pot of tea?’, it has emerged. 69 year old Your Dad made the bizarre request on the way back from Tenerife after a 40 minute exercise to try and remember everyone’s orders – [read...]
Rise in ginger hair dye anticipated [read...]
McDonalds has announced the closure of all 46 million of its food-serving ‘storefronts’ to focus on offering ‘degrading bathroom experience’s instead. While the sales of ankle-burgers and Chicken-McWaste nuggets have seen a steady decline for the past 19 years, [read...]
The Disney Corporation, producers of the High School Musical franchise, has responded to criticism that viewers were unable to hear any of the songs in the latest film over the sound of gunfire from the cafeteria next door. [read...]
