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Obese man wins right to McDonalds bypass
Gastric band built around local branch [read...]
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‘Antimatter IRA’ new threat to national security, the structure of reality
The group is reported to have seized control of an inter-dimensional portal and is now intent on hurling random antimatter artefacts at ‘symbols of Unionist oppression’ in our reality. Due to the catastrophic relationship between matter and antimatter, [read...]
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Thai police confirm arrest of ‘sex tourist’ Ronald McDonald
Missing food clown Ronald McDonald has finally been discovered, living a sick double-life in Bangkok. Thai police confirmed they’d arrested a 45 year-old with a fake Scottish passport, after a disturbance at an adult cinema. [read...]
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Rats to take hard line against illegal imports
British rats are angry at news that unlicensed West African cane rat meat is for sale on market stalls in East London. [read...]
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McDonald’s to sponsor NHS says Andrew Lansley
‘A Big Mac injection might be all some sick people need to get them on their feet.’ [read...]