The parents of Lily Weaver, the nine-year-old girl who disappeared from an Epsom shopping centre last Saturday, appealed to the public for information about their daughter, but left journalists uneasy at the number of unrelated tangents they went off at during the 45-minute press conference. [read...]
The Islamic fundamentalist terror group say they have been overwhelmed by applications for an internship with their world-renowned media wing, Al Hayat, from English university media graduates. [read...]
Beloved pastry matriarch and national baking supremo Mary Berry is gearing up to swap her apron and eggs for a gas mask and concentrated methylamine this winter, after the BBC commissioned a gritty new primetime cookery spinoff competition to be titled ‘Baking Bad’. [read...]
BBC executives have discovered that there is a direct correlation between hemline and the groping machinations of their former employee. In fact, scientists are convinced that the infamous Unwelcome DLT Syndrome is also caused by chest size, [read...]
People in the news should refrain from appearing on television bulletins sitting on horrible sofas, says a social attitudes report.
Dr. Muriel Comfort of the Social Attitudes Foundation, said: ‘Typically, man and wife, [read...]