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Canines criticise rescue centre for ‘irresponsible promotion’ of size-zero dogs

Published photos of a malnourished rescued dog dubbed ‘the thinnest dog seen alive’ have left other canines feeling unhappy with the way they look.

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Posted: Jun 1st, 2012
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OFCOM steps up enquiry into whether idiots are ‘fit to hold TV licence’

soon to be renamed SitcomThe broadcast regulator Ofcom has stepped up its inquiry into whether morons can be trusted to hold TV licences.

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Posted: Apr 26th, 2012
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Shock as missing girl’s parents have shorter attention span than media

seemed more interested in the weatherThe girl’s mother described what she was wearing when she disappeared, but surprised reporters with a five-minute digression on the relative merits of Gap and Zara for children’s clothes.

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Posted: Nov 2nd, 2011
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Daily Mail launches weekly hardcore supplement for left-wing high dudgeon addicts

every single bloody dayAssociated Press is to launch an under-the-counter concentrated bile supplement to the Daily Mail to satisfy its most loyal readers – indignant liberals addicted to a feeling of utter disgust with a right-wing, middle-market tabloid.

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Posted: Nov 19th, 2010
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Journalists create world’s first artificial news story

Journalists in the UK have succeeded in creating the world’s first synthetic news story about artificial DNA.

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Posted: May 21st, 2010
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