The composition of the latest wonder drug Amalingera is a tightly kept secret, but industry insiders say it’s a carefully-proportioned combination of sugar and food colouring, marketed in a packet covered in impressive-looking medical jargon.
Posted: Jun 3rd, 2013
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In laboratory studies phenylephrine hydrochoride can unblock the chakra 37% more efficiently than shiatsu.
Posted: May 26th, 2013
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‘It appears that literally everything – from asparagus to zoom bars – can and probably will kill you if you excessively indulge in them,’ explained Dr Stevenson.
Posted: Mar 17th, 2013
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Although sales assistants are trained to smile sympathetically at customers as though they’ve seen it all before, by the time someone leaves the shop staff will have reached a damning verdict on their character.
Posted: Jun 6th, 2009
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Victims of gangland shootings were divided into three groups: the first was given Atryptosol, the second a placebo, and the final group received no medical assistance whatsoever. All died.
Posted: Jun 3rd, 2009
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