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Scotland missing; CIA snatch squad suspected

Alec Salmond also nowhere to be seenScotland has been arrested by the CIA for aiding and abetting terrorists and has been spirited away to a secret interrogation centre.

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Posted: Sep 16th, 2014
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Scotland rejects assisted suicide; terminally ill can go to Libya instead

The Scottish Government is set to oppose any relaxation of the laws surrounding assisted suicide, insisting that no matter how poorly you may be, there is always hope. They cite the example of a terminally ill man with only days to live who they sent to Libya 2 years ago, where he is apparently still going strong.

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Posted: Jan 6th, 2012
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SAS men discovered in Tripoli disguised as Colonel Gaddafi’s tent

"everything is normal"The team of three, highly trained in the art of concealment, had been covertly monitoring the Libyan leader by disguising themselves as his tent.

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Posted: Mar 6th, 2011
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Lockerbie Bomber to run London Marathon dressed as Mickey Mouse

never felt fitterIn a move which is likely to put further strain on Anglo-US relations, it has emerged that Lockerbie bomber, Abdelbaset Ali Megrahi, is to enter the 2011 London Marathon dressed as popular Disney character Mickey Mouse.

Despite an earlier cancer scare, Megrahi has been passed as fit to compete by the same doctors who over-estimated the size of his original tumour and is said to be feeling ‘totally up for it’ and ‘relishing the challenge’.

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2010
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Brown to be released from Downing Street ‘on compassionate grounds’

In a move that has stunned the political world, Gordon Brown is to be released from his prime ministerial duties as it becomes clear that his political life is nearing its natural end.

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Posted: Aug 25th, 2009
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