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Major delays for depressives after abyss closed for essential repairs
Highways Agency announced that the vast chasm of gloom has been closed in order to perform ‘essential maintenance work’. [read...]
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Social workers to be fast-tracked to a nervous breakdown
Students will be air-dropped, naked, into the most challenging urban areas in the country [read...]
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Emotional baggage handlers ‘very nervous’ about strike ballot
‘Taking people’s emotional baggage on board is nerve-rackingly unpredictable,’ says handler Vic Smythe. ‘That’s why this strike is justified. Although a lot of us are terrified of the outcome. Terrified I tell you!’
Mr Smythe has been in the job five years. [read...]
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Samaritans criticised for cold-calling campaign
Following a huge number of complaints to Ofcom, the national charity Samaritans has been criticized for embarking upon a cold calling campaign across the UK. [read...]
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OC/DC, world’s tidiest rock band, quits tour after prime-number of gigs
Their entourage is well-known for its ever-present dental hygienist and forensic bacteriologist, and their rider lists wet-wipes four times. [read...]