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Samaritans criticised for cold-calling campaign
Following a huge number of complaints to Ofcom, the national charity Samaritans has been criticized for embarking upon a cold calling campaign across the UK. [read...]
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Britain quits Single Market to become US’s full-time carer
Britain has announced that it was having to leave the EU to look after a sick relative who was due to have a lobotomy on Friday. Theresa May said that the decision to look after the US was forced on it as no one else will and the system will not work after Obamacare goes. [read...]
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Major delays for depressives after abyss closed for essential repairs
Highways Agency announced that the vast chasm of gloom has been closed in order to perform ‘essential maintenance work’. [read...]
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Social workers to be fast-tracked to a nervous breakdown
Students will be air-dropped, naked, into the most challenging urban areas in the country [read...]
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Emotional baggage handlers ‘very nervous’ about strike ballot
‘Taking people’s emotional baggage on board is nerve-rackingly unpredictable,’ says handler Vic Smythe. ‘That’s why this strike is justified. Although a lot of us are terrified of the outcome. Terrified I tell you!’
Mr Smythe has been in the job five years. [read...]