Daily Express owner Richard Desmond launches a new health lottery today, with strong ticket sales anticipated among the learning impaired and morons.
Posted: Sep 27th, 2011
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‘She just has her own style, that’s all,’ said Gary, visibly shaking after his girlfriend screamed at him that he was ‘a fucking failure’ and had ‘ruined’ their lives for forgetting to buy cabbage.
Posted: Jun 29th, 2011
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‘Well meaning but ill thought out officiousness should now be described as ‘political correctness suffering from a mental health issue that affects one in three people’.
Posted: Aug 13th, 2010
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A new advertising campaign is set to convince the public that Political Correctness, long thought to have ‘gone mad’, has in fact been diagnosed with bipolar disorder.
Posted: Aug 16th, 2009
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